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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

princessamanda13:

blue-pickle-69:

ginggee23:

officialbunghole:

hi:

20 Reasons Fat Cats Are Undeniably The Best Cats 
SEE ALL THE PICTURES: HERE

NUMBER 15 OH MY FUCKING GOD

Number 12 ;)

So freakin cute!!!!!

NUMBER 20 OMG

girlyxoxo:

cuteyypie:

loveyoubabe:

THE 40 GREATEST DOG GIFS OF ALL TIME

SEE THEM ALL HERE

NUMBER 20 IS SO CUTE I CAN’T HANDLE THESE

IM SO HAPPY NOW THESE ARE SO CUTEEEEEEE

I think i’m in love.

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

guy:

i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right

oedipus-sex:

imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it

babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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annabellioncourt:

plz-no:

Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made

Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.

He proceeded to show it to us in class.

seersucked:

ugh i love when boys do this holy crap

pleasecornetobrazil:

"omg why are you crying?" "the economy, bro"

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