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jpangzz:

fuckinq:

kind of sexually frustrated 

same

genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

coagulates:

the worst part about ugly dudes is everyone defends them like ‘he’s really funny though’ or something but if a chick is ugly to someone they just straight up dirt like they might as well not even have a personality 

snapchatting:

*points at a boy* that one i want that one

wilddaize:

I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards. 

rnedia:

trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on

backdoorteenmom:

tears-in-the-tardis:

sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’

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but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’


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radjew:

if you buy me cute underwear i’ll model it for you

teenagenicks:

[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones

bestpal:

when you try your best but you don’t succeed
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